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Arrr, ye scurvy dogs may despise Baldur's Gate 3's Githyanki, but mark me words, they be worthy of praise!

2023-10-22

Arrr, mateys! Avast ye! These scurvy dogs be one o' th' finest hidden treasures in th' realm o' D&D!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen well, for I have a tale to share about a group of landlubbers who call themselves Dungeons & Dragons players. Aye, these scallywags be keepin' a secret, and one that be worth its weight in doubloons!
Now, ye may be wonderin' why these D&D enthusiasts be keepin' to themselves like a treasure hidden deep in Davy Jones' locker. Well, me mateys, it be because they be fearin' the ridicule and mockery of those who be not initiated into their world. For ye see, these folks be engagin' in a game of imagination and strategy, where they take on the roles of adventurers in a fantastical land.
Picture this, me hearties: a group of grown men and women donnin' capes and wieldin' mighty swords, all gathered 'round a table covered in maps, dice, and miniature figurines. They be speakin' in a strange tongue filled with words like "d20," "hit points," and "spell slots." And as they roll their dice and make their moves, they be laughin' and shoutin' with the joy of a pirate findin' a chest of gold.
But fear not, me hearties, for these D&D enthusiasts be nothin' like the scurvy dogs ye may imagine. They be some of the cleverest and most creative souls to ever walk the seven seas. They be storytellers, problem solvers, and strategists all rolled into one. They be explorin' dungeons, slayin' dragons, and savin' kingdoms, all from the comfort of their own homes.
So, me hearties, next time ye come across one of these mysterious D&D players, don't be quick to judge. For they be livin' a life filled with adventure, camaraderie, and endless possibilities. And who knows, ye may even find yerself joinin' their crew and embarkin' on a journey ye never thought possible. Arrr!

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