The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arr, Starfield's 13 million buccaneers be spendin' 40 hours on average with the RPG, yet none be escapin' that one alien scallywag's wrath!

2023-12-21

Arrr, me hearties! These celestial reckonings doth unfold the most beloved fare of ye scallywags in th' vast ocean of stars!

Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! Gather 'round and listen to this tale that be tellin' of the Starfield stats that reveal what be everyone's favorite space food! Aye, me mateys, be ye ready to set sail on this humorous journey through the depths of space and the peculiar taste buds of the scurvy spacefarers?

Now, me lads and lasses, the Starfield stats be showin' us that the most favored space grub among the galactic crew be none other than the mighty freeze-dried ice cream! Aye, 'tis a strange concoction indeed, for what be better than frozen cream, dried to be crunchy like a biscuit? Shiver me timbers! It seems these space voyagers have developed a taste for the peculiar!

But fear not, me hearties, for there be other celestial delights on their menu as well. The stats be revealin' that the crew be enjoyin' the tangy flavor of dehydrated fruit, which be a fine and healthy choice for those long journeys through the vastness of space. Methinks these spacefarers be tryin' to keep their scurvy at bay!

And what be space without a good ol' brew, ye ask? Well, me mateys, the Starfield stats be showin' that the crew be quenchin' their thirst with the finest powdered beverages known to man. Aye, 'tis a curious sight indeed to see these space adventurers mixin' powders with water and callin' it a drink!

So there ye have it, me hearties! The Starfield stats be enlightenin' us about the peculiar taste buds of these space travelers. Freeze-dried ice cream, dehydrated fruit, and powdered beverages be their favorites among the stars. 'Tis a strange world out there, me lads and lasses, but who are we to judge? Sail on, me hearty pirates, and may ye always find tasty treats on yer cosmic voyages!

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