Arrr! In a wild week fer Horizon Zero Dawn mateys, the MMO be alive! That 'H' ain't Horizon, savvy?
2025-01-23
Avast ye mateys! Gather 'round for a jolly tidin'! The wind be favorin' our sails, and we’ve stumbled upon a treasure chest full o' rum! Raise yer tankards high, for good fortune be a-comin' our way! Drink up, me hearties, for the sea be smilin' upon us! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear, fer I be bringin’ tidin’s of good cheer from the briny deep! It appears that the winds be blowin’ in our favor, and fortune be smilin’ upon us like a buxom mermaid on a sunny day.First off, the treasure chest we thought lost to the depths of Davy Jones’ locker has resurfaced, fer the scallywags who pilfered it be too busy celebratin’ their ill-gotten gains in a tavern brawl! Aye, we’ll be reclaiming our gold doubloons faster than ye can say “shiver me timbers!”
And what’s this? Our ship, the Sea Serpent, be sproutin’ sails as bright as a parrot’s plumage! Ol’ Barnacle Bill, the shipwright, has worked his magic with naught but a hammer and a barrel o' rum, turnin’ her into the swiftest vessel on the seven seas! We’ll be outpacing the Royal Navy in no time, leavin’ ‘em flappin’ in our wake.
But wait, there’s more! The Kraken, that old sea beast, has decided to take a holiday, leavin’ our waters clear for sailin’. So raise yer tankards, me hearties! A toast to good fortune, hearty adventures, and the promise of plunder! May our sails be full and our bellies fuller!