The Booty Report

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Arr, Kelsey Grammer be swearin' on his pirate's honor that this Beast be makin' a return to th' MCU, mateys!

2023-11-23

I be hopin' ye set yer eyes upon him once more, matey!

"Arr, me hearties! I be hopin' ye scurvy dogs be understandin' me words in the language of a proper 17th century pirate, in a jolly humorous tone, and all wrapped up in a tidy 200 words. Now, listen up, me mateys!

Ye see, me fellow swashbucklers, I be havin' a touchin' tale to spin. Picture yerself standin' on the weathered deck of a mighty ship, the salty sea spray ticklin' yer face. There ye be, with a scurvy dog beside ye, a companion ye have grown fond of. Yet, fate be a tricky wench, and the winds of life be blowin' ye apart.

"It is my hope," ye say with a tear in yer eye, "that ye shall lay yer eyes upon that scallywag once more." Ye be wishin' to see his rugged face, bristlin' with whiskers like a mangy sea lion. Ye long to hear his hearty laughter, echoin' through the seven seas like thunder.

But fear not, me hearties! For the winds of fortune may yet blow ye back together. Through storms and tempests, ye may endure, sailin' through treacherous waters with a heart full of hope. And if ye be fortunate enough, ye shall set foot on the same sandy shores again and embrace like long-lost brothers.

So gather 'round, ye scurvy pirates, and raise yer mugs high! Let us toast to the hope of a fateful reunion, where ye shall share tales of adventure and plunder once more. For as long as the stars be twinklin' in the night sky, there be a glimmer of hope that fate shall bring ye back together.

And so, me mates, I leave ye with these partin' words: "It is my hope that ye will see him again," for even the wildest of dreams can come true in the world of pirates and the vast blue sea. Fair winds and a sturdy ship be with ye all!"

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