Arrr, Gearbox be givin' the scallywags iron skillets fer Christmas, sayin' “we be cookin’ up a storm, matey!”
2025-01-03
"Arrr, matey! That be a right jolly way to hoist the flag o' pride fer yer crew's toil! Aye, it's like raisin' anchor on a fine day, showin' off the bounty of yer hard-fought plunder!"
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a proud captain who be puffin’ up his chest like a barnacle-encrusted galleon! Aye, when the crew be workin’ their fingers to the bone, hoistin’ sails and scrubbing decks, there be a right way to show yer appreciation, savvy?Now, instead o’ jest tossin’ a few doubloons into the chest or shoutin’ a hearty “Well done, ye scallywags!” this captain, he be takin’ it to a whole new level! With a swagger that’d make Davy Jones himself green with envy, he clambered atop the crow’s nest, starin’ down at his crew like a hawk spyin’ a plump rabbit!
“By thunder!” he bellowed, “Look at the fine work ye’ve done! I be so proud, I could burst like a cannonball!” The crew, they laughed and cheered, their spirits lifted higher than the Jolly Roger on a windy day. They knew that a proud captain be a happy captain, and if there be a treasure in this life, it be in the camaraderie forged through hard work and a good joke!
So raise a tankard to the crew! For in the seas of toil, it be the laughter and pride that keep our ship afloat. Aye, that’s the way to say ye be proud of yer crew’s labor, me mateys!