Arrr! Longlegs be spillin' tales of a jolly venture beyond fright, and we be hopin' it sails true, matey!
2025-03-01
Arrr, matey! Osgood Perkins be callin' them horror wizards Robert Eggers and Ari Aster "boss a** mega queens," as if they be rule the dark seas o' fright! Aye, give 'em a round o' rum, for their tales be spookier than a ghostly galleon!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of Osgood Perkins, a scallywag who sailed the treacherous seas of cinema, and let loose a jest most jolly. This raucous rogue, known far and wide for his own cinematic mischief, took to the taverns of Twitter to bestow a mighty compliment upon the legendary captains of horror, Robert Eggers and Ari Aster. With a twinkle in his eye, he dubbed these masters of fright as "boss a** mega queens!"Now, ye may ask, what be this curious title? Aye, it be a grand proclamation, likin' them to the fiercest of queens, commanding fear and respect as they spin tales darker than a stormy night at sea. Eggers, with his eerie folk tales like "The Witch," and Aster, with his nightmarish "Hereditary," be givin' us fright that shivers the timbers and raises the hairs on the back of our necks!
With a hearty laugh, Perkins be raisin' a tankard to these fearsome fellows, celebratin' their reign in the realm of horror. So let it be known, me maties, Osgood hath spoken, and the seas of cinema be a bit more thrilling thanks to these mega queens of fright! Now, let’s raise our rum and toast to the dark and delightful tales they be tellin'!