Arrr! PlayStation’s reboot o' that raucous car brawl be scrapped, turnin' into a landlubber’s royal ruckus with exitin' ships!
2025-03-02
Arrr, matey! This game they be callin' Twisted Metal be soundin’ more like a landlubber's lullaby than a shipwreckin' brawl! Where be the cannon fire and the rum-fueled ruckus? I reckon it’s as twisted as a three-legged crab! Avast, what be this nonsense, ye scallywags?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I be tellin' ye a tale o' a game that be twistin’ the very fabric o’ reality! Aye, this be the shindig known as Twisted Metal, but by the look o' it, ye might think they’ve taken a wrong turn at the last stormy sea! Instead o' pirates n' treasure, we find ourselves in a ruckus o' metal contraptions clankin' 'n clatterin' like a ship in a squall!