The Booty Report

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Arrr! The scallywags be cursin' the Persona 3 Expansion Pass on Steam, after spendin' a fortune on premium editions!

2024-03-12

Ye scallywags be claimin' that the $35 booty be not worth it at this time. Arrr, tis a shame indeed when even the most daring of pirates be findin' the treasure not worth the plunderin'!

Arrr, me hearties, it be said by many a player that the $35 pass be not worth the doubloons they be payin' for it. 'Tis a scandal, they cry, a rip-off of the highest order! Why would ye part with yer hard-earned gold for such a paltry treasure, they ask?
Some scallywags be complainin' that the pass be lackin' in value, with not enough booty to make it worth the price. They be demandin' more loot for their buck, more plunder for their pouch. 'Tis a mutiny, I tell ye, a revolt against the scurvy dogs who be tryin' to fleece them of their pieces of eight!
So listen well, me hearties, before ye be partin' with yer pieces of eight for that $35 pass. Make sure ye be gettin' yer money's worth, or else ye be walkin' the plank into the depths of financial ruin. 'Tis a treacherous sea out there, and ye don't want to be caught in a rip tide of regret. So be wise, me mateys, and choose yer purchases with care, lest ye be left high and dry with an empty chest and a heavy heart.

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