The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Valve be shuttin' down the ol' Deadlock tally! Aye, this be but a beta, matey! Stats be not yet ripe!

2024-09-05

Arrr, me hearties! Tracklock be needin' to haul anchor fer the time bein’. He’s got more wind in his sails than a galleon in a storm! Best to let the scallywag catch his breath, lest he be swimmin’ with the fishes! Har har har!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round the ol' tavern, for I’ve got a tale that be fit to shiver yer timbers! Our jolly crew of swashbucklers be hearin’ news that Tracklock, that scallywag of a captain, has decided to take a wee sabbatical. Aye, ye heard right! The lad’s gotta step back for now, like a timid sea turtle retreatin' into its shell!

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