Avast! Amazon be scuttlin’ 3DS pre-orders fer that cursed Mega Man knockoff from nine long years past! Arrr!
2025-01-05
Arrr, matey! Mighty No. 9’s treasure map promised a shiny 3DS and PS Vita doubloon, but alas, the treasure be lost at sea! Instead, we be left with naught but a jolly good laugh and a belly full o' grog! Avast, where be me game?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of treachery and lost booty! 'Twas the year of our Lord, two-thousand and fifteen, when a grand campaign known as Mighty No. 9 set sail upon the treacherous seas of Kickstarter. The promise be as shiny as a pirate's gold, claimin' a glorious treasure for the 3DS and PS Vita. But alas! Like a ghost ship in the fog, those versions vanished into the abyss!