Arrr, even Balatro's scribe be clueless 'bout when LocalThunk be ready! I might just say, "How's them 200 jests, matey?"
2025-03-20
Arrr, I be gettin' me ears on the juicy tidings a wee bit afore the rest o' the scallywags! Aye, I be the first to know the gossip 'round the ship, like a parrot squawkin' secrets from the crow’s nest!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of a scallywag who be claimin' a curious treasure o' knowledge! Aye, this be no ordinary loot, but the sweet whisper of news that flows like rum on a fine morn! Our intrepid swashbuckler, savvy in the ways of sea and sail, be boastin' that he may catch wind of the latest gossip a wee bit o' time before the rest o' ye landlubbers!