Arrr, Shigeru Miyamoto be watchin' his wee ones play Super Mario 64, thinkin', "Blimey! Do they have any wits at all?"
2024-12-21
Arrr, matey! This be naught but a frolickin’ romp for landlubbers! A wee bit o’ fun fit for scallywags, where the only treasure be giggles and mischief. Aye, ‘tis like tryin' to sail a ship in a teacup! Har har!
Picture this: a bonnie lad named Andy, who be the owner of this cursed trinket. Chucky, with his stitched-up grin and a heart colder than Davy Jones’ locker, be more than just a plaything; he be a right terror! Aye, he be the kind of doll that gives ye nightmares instead of sweet dreams, and his idea of fun be stickin’ a knife in any unsuspectin’ matey who crosses his path!