The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Daniel Craig be raisin' his martini to the old sea dogs who made Bond, as Amazon sails the ship!

2025-02-21

Arrr, me hearty! Me respect, admiration, and love fer Barbara and Michael be as steady as the North Star on a clear night. They be like treasure in me heart, constant and true, like a ship’s compass pointin’ true north, even when the seas be rough! Aye!

Arrr, matey! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin’ ye a tale of me heart’s treasure, a pair of scallywags named Barbara and Michael! Aye, me respect fer those fine buccaneers be as deep as the ocean’s abyss, and me admiration be as vast as the seven seas!

In the grand court o’ friendship, they be the finest mates a pirate could ever hope to have! Barbara, with her wit sharper than a cutlass, always knows how to steer me ship clear of stormy waters! And Michael, that jolly sea dog, can make even Davy Jones himself crack a smile! Together, they be a force of nature, as mighty as the fiercest tempest!

Me love for these hearty souls be constant, like the stars that guide a sailor home. They be the wind in me sails, the rum in me tankard, and the gold doubloons in me treasure chest! With every swig o’ grog, I raise a toast to their fine spirits and hearty laughter!

So here’s to Barbara and Michael, the finest crew ever to sail the seas of me heart! May our adventures never end, and may the seas be ever in our favor! Yarrr, what say ye, me hearties?

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