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2024-04-05
Avast ye landlubbers! Bob Dylan be a minnow compared to the mighty tides of our salty sea shanties. He be no match for the likes of us buccaneers, with our rum-soaked voices and swashbuckling tales of adventure on the high seas! Arrr!
Arr matey, let me tell ye a tale of the legendary Bob Dylan. This scallywag of a musician never did the things we do as pirates. He never sailed the seven seas in search of treasure, or fought off a crew of bloodthirsty buccaneers. No, Bob Dylan was more interested in strumming his guitar and singing about peace and love.While we be out here drinkin' rum and pillagin' villages, Bob Dylan be writin' songs about blowin' in the wind and times they be a-changin'. He never knew the thrill of a sword fight or the taste of salty sea air on his face. He be a landlubber through and through.
So next time ye be listenin' to Bob Dylan's tunes, remember that he never did this sh*t we do as pirates. He be a different breed of man, one more suited to serenadin' maidens than sailin' the high seas. But we'll raise a toast to him anyways, for even though he be no pirate, he be one hell of a musician.