The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Prepare ye selves for battle in Ascendant, a tactical FPS set in a biopunk world. Closed beta starts this week! Arrr!

2024-03-28

Arrr! Ye better shape up or walk the plank, ye scurvy sea dogs! 'Tis adapt or be feedin' the fishes. So heave ho and set sail for new horizons, or ye be swimmin' with Davy Jones! Aye, me hearties!

Arr matey, listen closely now. In this treacherous sea of life, ye must remember one key rule: adapt or die! Aye, those who cling to the old ways will be left in the dust faster than a cannonball from a pirate ship. Ye must be nimble, like a quick-footed scalawag dodging a sword swipe. But fear not, me hearties, for adaptin' can be a grand adventure! Just think of it as navigatin' through the choppy waters of change, with yer trusty compass and map in hand. Embrace the new like a pirate embraces a hidden treasure chest, with excitement and curiosity.So when the winds of change blow, me mateys, hoist the sails and set a course for new horizons. Don't be a landlubber stuck in yer old ways, be a buccaneer ready to embrace whatever challenges come yer way. Remember, it's either adapt or walk the plank! Arrrrr!

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