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Arrr, Japanese officials be actin’ after that rogue Assassin's Creed vid! Had they asked, we’d’ve said, “Nay!” Ha!

2025-02-20

Arrr, 'tis not the first time this scallywag series has raided the holy havens! Like a drunken sailor at a tavern, it’s plundered sacred grounds more times than I’ve lost me treasure map! Avast, me hearties, it be all in good jolly fun!

Arrr, Japanese officials be actin’ after that rogue Assassin's Creed vid! Had they asked, we’d’ve said, “Nay!” Ha!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spins ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag series that ain't shy 'bout takin' a sledgehammer to the sacred! Aye, it be true, this be not the first time the rascals behind the scenes have stormed the hallowed grounds with all the subtlety of a cannonball! They be swaggerin' in like a crew of rum-soaked buccaneers, plunderin' the very heart of religious sites, makin' 'em look like mere pickled herring on a Sunday mornin'.

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