Arrr! The cap’n be sayin' Xbox and Microsoft be grinnin' like a treasure-seeking scallywag over their new Obsidian tale!
2025-03-12
Arrr, matey! Carrie Patel be spillin’ the beans that the grand megacorp be as pleased as a parrot on a perch, countin’ all the swabs in Eora! Aye, they be grinnin’ like a treasure-laden chest!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I’ve a tale from the salty seas of Eora, where the winds be blowin' in favor of the mighty megacorp! It be none other than the fair Carrie Patel, a lass with a sharp tongue and a keen eye for treasure, who hath spilled the beans on the corporate scallywags.