The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Avast ye mateys! Word be spreadin' that the next Xbox and PS6 shan't hit the seas 'til 2028!"

2023-06-22

Arrr, ye scallywags! Microsoft be sayin' that the next generation of consoles be settin' sail in 2028, so hold on tight to yer doubloons and be ready to upgrade yer ship!

Arrr mateys, ye be wanting to know when the next generation of gaming consoles will be hitting the high seas? Well, according to those scurvy dogs at Microsoft, the expected starting period be 2028.

Now, I know what ye be thinking. That be a long way off and we'll all be walking the plank before we get our hands on these newfangled consoles. But fear not, me hearties! That gives us plenty of time to pillage and plunder and save up enough doubloons to afford one.

It's hard to imagine what these new consoles will be like. Maybe they'll have graphics so realistic, we'll think we've stepped into Davy Jones' locker. Or maybe they'll have games that let us sail the seven seas and plunder treasure without ever leaving our ship. Who knows?

But one thing's for certain, we'll all be waiting with bated breath for that fateful day in 2028 when the next generation of consoles finally sets sail. Until then, we'll just have to make do with what we've got and enjoy the ride.

So, hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail on the gaming seas! Who knows what treasures await us in the years to come.

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