Arrr, matey! Master Chief be missin' from Halo Wars not 'cause o' Bungie, but t' make ye love the scallywags!
2024-12-24
Arrr, we be not wishin' to hoist the sails with ol' Master Chief, savvy? We figured his sea legs be too shaky for this grand adventure, and we'd rather not have him spillin' our grog whilst searchin' fer treasure! Aye, better to sail without that scallywag!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and let me spin ye a yarn 'bout a time when we be ponderin' the fate of a grand adventure on the high seas! The crew was in a right pickle, fer we didn’t want to be usin' the legendary Master Chief, ye see. Aye, the mighty warrior whose armor be shinier than a mermaid's scales and whose reputation be as fearsome as a kraken on a bad day!We be a ragtag band of scallywags, content to sail the waves with our trusty cutlasses and a barrel o’ rum, but when it came to the quest ahead, we thought, "Nay, let’s not be summonin’ the Chief!" For what be a pirate crew without a bit o’ mischief, eh? We fancied ourselves more of the swashbucklin’ type, swingin' from the riggin' and plunderin' treasure, not followin’ some grand hero’s orders like obedient landlubbers!