The Booty Report

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Arrr, Will Wright be sayin’ the first Sims were too clever by half! They needed to be daft for a jolly good time!

2025-02-05

Arrr, matey! Be there a realm where them Sims don't be settin' the place ablaze every blinkin' moment? Methinks I'd trade me parrot for a ship full o' grog to find such a treasure! Firestarter scallywags, they be!

Yarr, matey! Picture this: a world where them Sims be not settin' the entire ship ablaze at every turn! Aye, I be wonderin' if such a realm exists, or if it be naught but a fever dream concocted by a scallywag with a penchant for mischief. In this fantastical land, the Sims would be more nimble with their pots ‘n pans, not turnin’ their kitchens into infernos fit for Davy Jones himself!

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