The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Absolute Green Lantern be plunderin’ the spotlight, with Jo Mullein settin’ sail fer a cosmic riddle on our shores!

2025-03-05

Avast ye, mateys! Cast yer peepers on a sneak peek o' the shiny new Absolute series, 'fore it sets sail on the high seas o' imagination! Don't be a landlubber; come and feast yer eyes on this treasure trove o' tales, unmarked and ripe for plunder! Arrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I’ve stumbled upon a treasure far greater than doubloons and rum! Aye, it be the unlettered preview of the new Absolute series, a feast for the eyes and a tickler for the imagination, I say!

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