The Booty Report

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Arrr! The scallywags o' My Time at Sandrock be craftin' a Nioh-style action-RPG, ye landlubbers!

2023-07-27

Arr, that treasure ye seek won't be unveilin' itself till the year 2027, me matey. So ye better batten down the hatches and wait for the winds o' time to blow us towards that fabled date. Savvy?

Arrrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and ye shall hear a tale of great misfortune and despair! Avast, for I bring ye news of a treasure untold, a treasure that won't be revealed until the distant year of 2027!
Picture this, me fellow scallywags: a treasure so vast and precious that it be the talk of the seven seas. Aye, it be a booty worth waitin' for, but alas, we be forced to wait for a decade and more! Can ye believe it? The anticipation be drivin' me crew to the brink of madness!
Now, as ye may reckon, us pirates be a patient lot. We be sailin' these treacherous waters, facin' storms and bloody battles, all in search of riches beyond our wildest dreams. But to wait until 2027? 'Tis a cruel jest, ye scurvy dogs!
But fear not, me hearties, for we be a resourceful bunch. While we bide our time, we shall hone our plunderin' skills, learn new tricks of the trade, and regale each other with tales of our past exploits. For what be a pirate without his tales, eh?
So, me fellow buccaneers, let us make a pact. Let us swear on the blackened flag that we shall endure this torturous wait together. We shall count down the days, markin' 'em on our calendars like true sailors mark their maps. And when the year 2027 finally arrives, we shall be ready to embark on the grandest adventure the world has ever seen!
Until then, me hearties, let us keep our spirits high and our laughter loud. For even in the face of disappointment, us pirates always find a way to revel in the absurdity of life. So raise yer tankards, me mateys, and toast to the year 2027, when the greatest treasure of all shall be revealed!

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