Arrr, as Veilguard's buzz be risin', Larian's captain reveals, "Morrigan had me heart!" Now I see why Baldur's Gate's got scallywag wenches!
2024-08-16
Arrr! It be like a treasure map finally revealin’ its secrets, matey! Lae'zel and Shadowheart be makin’ more sense than a parrot squawkin' rules of the high seas! Aye, now I see the wind in their sails! Huzzah, me hearties!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' two scallywags, Lae'zel and Shadowheart, for they be makin' more sense than a treasure map to a landlubber! Aye, these two be a right riddle wrapped in a mystery, but lo and behold, the fog be clearin'!Lae'zel, that fierce warrior lass with a spirit o' a kraken, be a Githyanki, swingin' her sword with the fury o' a thousand storms! She be thinkin' she’s the fiercest beast in all the seven seas, and I reckon her hair be sharper than her blade! Aye, her quest for glory and honor be as noble as a pirate’s thirst for rum!
Now, Shadowheart, the dark enchantress with secrets deeper than Davy Jones' locker, be a cleric with a penchant for mischief! She be surer than a sailor on a full belly of grog that her shadows be hidin’ more than just her heart! Together, they be a duo more curious than a cat on a sinking ship!
So, ye see, when ye put their tales together, it be clear as the azure sky on a calm day! They be two sides of the same doubloon, a mismatched pair sailin’ the tempestuous seas o’ adventure! Aye, Lae'zel and Shadowheart, ye've captured this ol' pirate's heart! Yarrr!