Arrr, savvy analysts reckon Switch 2 may flounder like a fish, confusin' landlubbers just like that scallywag Wii U!
2025-01-22
Avast, me hearties! Behold, a wondrous trinket ye can clutch in yer grubby mitts! A portable magic box, I declare! What sorcery be this? Can it fetch me rum or tell tales of treasure? Aye, 'tis a fine contraption for a scallywag like meself! Arrr!
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round, fer I be hearin' the latest news from the landlubbers! Aye, they’ve conjured up yet another shiny trinket—portable, handheld, an' all that jolly nonsense! If I had a doubloon fer every time I’ve seen one o’ these cursed contraptions, I’d be richer than Davy Jones himself!