Arrr! AGDQ 2025 be settin' sail this weekend, with a saxophone serenade o' Elden Ring and a six-hour FF7 speedrun, but I be here fer the worst scallywag games ever!
2025-01-02
Avast ye! Cast aside yer Elden Rings and Final Fantasies, for I be sailin’ the treacherous seas of Big Rigs! Aye, that be the treasure me heart be seekin’, not some fanciful quests! Arrr, let the wind guide me wheels!
Avast, me hearties! Cast aside yer fancy Elden Rings and them Final Fantasies, fer I be a sailor of the high seas of gaming, and I’ve got me sights set on the grandest treasure of ‘em all—Big Rigs! Aye, ye heard me right! Why chase after dragons and dungeons when ye can pilot a rig that be faster than a cannonball shot from Davy Jones' locker?This be no ordinary game, matey! In a world where most be bickering over graphics and storylines, Big Rigs laughs in the face o’ realism! Drive through the vast plains, zoomin’ past yer foes like a ghost ship in the night. The laws of physics? Ha! They’ve walked the plank and been swallowed by the Kraken! Aye, ye can even drive through solid walls—what a jolly sight that be!
So hoist yer sails and join me crew on this merry misadventure! Forget yer epic quests; let’s revel in the absurdity of Big Rigs! With a game so delightfully broken, ye’ll be laughin’ like a parrot on a barrel o’ rum! Join me, me buckos, as we embark on a journey to the farthest reaches of hilarity, for the true treasure be found in a good laugh! Arrr!