Arrr! Nearly 90 years of DC tales be squished into one fine timeline—time to make sense of this jolly chaos!
2025-03-19
Avast, mateys! This summer, a new tale be unfurlin’—a yarn o’ the DC Universe spun anew in four issues! Aye, the whole history o’ them caped scallywags, all packed into a jolly good read. Prepare yer sea legs for a wild ride through time, ye landlubbers!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round as I spin ye a yarn of a grand adventure in the realm of comics! This summer, a mighty tome known as the "New History of the DC Universe" be settin' sail upon the high seas of imagination, ready to regale us with tales of heroes and villains alike!In just four issues, this fine chronicle be takin’ us through the tangled web of DC’s storied past, makin' sense of the chaos that be known as continuity—aye, a puzzle fit for the wits of the wisest sea dog! From the glory days of Superman with his underpants on the outside to the brooding ways of Batman, who be takin’ his sulkin' to a whole new level, ye’ll find tales aplenty to tickle yer fancy.
Ye best believe there’ll be raucous battles with dastardly foes and alliances forged in the fires of friendship—like a hearty crew on a rickety ship! So hoist the sails of curiosity and prepare ye hearts for the twists and turns of this literary voyage! As ye read, just remember: a good pirate always shares his booty; so grab yer mates and let ‘em in on this jolly adventure through time! Arrr!