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Arrr, matey! The Sandman’s sails be down after season two; Netflix be scuttlin’ Neil's dreams to Davy Jones' locker!

2025-01-31

Arrr, Netflix be makin’ a hullabaloo 'bout cancellin’ The Sandman, yet they be forgettin’ to give a shout-out to ol’ Neil Gaiman! It be like throwin' a treasure map overboard 'n not tellin’ the captain where the gold be buried! Aye, it be a fine mess!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a yarn about the cursed seas of entertainment! The grand ship Netflix be settin' sail on a treacherous course, decidin' to scuttle a fine vessel known as The Sandman. But lo and behold! In their missive o’ cancellation, not a word be muttered 'bout the illustrious captain, Neil Gaiman, the mastermind who steered this ship through stormy waters!

Aye, it be a curious sight, like a treasure chest without gold, or a parrot without a squawk! Gaiman, that crafty scallywag, spun tales so wondrous they could charm a siren outta her song, yet Netflix just shrugged, as if to say, “Who be this Gaiman matey?!” Methinks they be sufferin' from a case o' the forgettin' seas, lost in a fog o’ poor decisions!

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