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Arrr! Horizon Forbidden West be trapped like a landlubber's treasure, leavin' millions to suffer Sony's scallywag antics!

2025-01-22

Arrr, why be PlayStation perpetually givin' us the ol' heave-ho, eh? 'Tis like a scallywag with a treasure map, always leadin' us to nothin' but a belly full o' seawater! Avast, matey, what be their jests?

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather ‘round, for I be spoutin’ a fine tale o’ the curious conundrum plaguin’ the fine folk o’ PlayStation! Why, ye ask, do they keep makin’ the same blunders like a barnacle-encrusted ship? Aye, it be a mystery as deep as the briny abyss!

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