Arrr! That scallywag be spillin' that he tried for the caped hero roles, but the sea denied him! Har har!
2025-03-03
Arrr, matey! Young Patrick Schwarzenegger be tryin’ his luck to don the cape o' many a hero! He be struttin' his stuff ‘n auditionin’ for more roles than a kraken has tentacles! Let’s hope he don’t end up walkin’ the plank instead of savin’ the day! Har har har!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a lad named Patrick Schwarzenegger, a strapping young scallywag who be settin’ his sights on the grand stage of superhero-dom! Aye, this lad be not content with merely swabbin' the decks or chasin' the sirens; nay, he be audaciously tryin’ his luck for a bounty of roles fit for kings, or should I say, caped crusaders!