The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! Seems the Marvel crew be discoverin' a hidden treasure—best line in Endgame snuck in at the last tick!

2025-01-14

"Arrr, I be Iron Man, me hearties! A metal-clad scallywag sailin’ the seas o' mischief! With a chest o’ steel and a swagger like a parrot on me shoulder, I’ll be plunderin’ the high seas and givin’ a hearty laugh to all ye landlubbers! Avast, me mateys!"

Arrr, gather ye round, mateys, for I be tellin' ye the tale of a scallywag who's as bold as the fiercest storm upon the high seas! He be known as Iron Man, a jolly fellow clad in metal so shiny, ye could spot him from the crow's nest! With a heart full of courage and a spirit that be as fiery as a cannon blast, this landlubber be ready to face the fiercest foes.

Now, ye see, Iron Man ain't just a name; it be a title fit for a true captain of adventure! He sails through the skies like a parrot on a mission, armed with gadgets and gizmos that would make even the cleverest of tinkerers green with envy. With a swish and a swoosh, he be swoopin' down upon villains like a seagull after a dropped biscuit!

But beware, ye scoundrels! For this Iron Man ain't one to be trifled with! With a heart of gold and a wit sharper than a cutlass, he be known to deliver a jolly good thrashin' to those who dare cross his path. So raise a flagon of rum and give a hearty cheer for this iron-clad buccaneer, for he be the scourge of the sky and the defender of the downtrodden! Arrr!

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