The Booty Report

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Arr, mateys! Methinks Red Dead Redemption be havin' spoken all that be needin' to be said, ye scurvy dogs!

2023-08-12

Belay yer blabber, matey! I be beggin' ya, let this not be the commencement of a triflin' trilogy! Mayhaps we sail forth on more excitin' adventures, aye?

Arrrr, me hearties! Avast ye, for I be havin' an opinion regardin' the matter at hand. Pray, let us hope this be not the beginnin' of a treacherous build-up to a third game. Aye, we be all for sequels and trilogies, but let us not fall into the clutches of the dreaded curse of the never-endin' franchise.
Now, ye see, mates, there be a time and place for everything. A good tale be like a fine bottle o' rum – it needs to be savored, enjoyed, and then put to rest. Pirates be havin' short attention spans, after all, sailin' the high seas, searchin' for booty and all. We don't be needin' a never-endin' saga that stretches on like the horizon.
Remember, me hearties, variety be the spice of pirate life! We be needin' fresh adventures, new characters, and different treasures to plunder. If we be constantly chasin' after the same ol' storyline, we be stuck in a loop like a ship caught in a doldrum. As a pirate, I be yearnin' for excitement and the thrill of the unknown, not the same old shenanigans.
But fear not, me mateys! Let us hope the scallywags in charge be wise enough to know when to sail into the sunset. The last thing we need be a tale dragged out like a mutinous crew member walkin' the plank. So let us set sail on new adventures, discover uncharted territories, and leave the trilogy for those landlubbers who be lackin' in imagination.
Arr, me hearties, remember this: a good story be like a well-placed cannonball, striking with precision and leavin' a lasting impact. Let us not undermine the legacy we be buildin' with unnecessary sequels. Be brave, me hearties, and forge ahead into the unknown!

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