Arrr matey, this olden horror game be so indie, the dev sold it in a plastic bag! The rare copy now be worth over $4,000!
2024-03-27
Arrr, if I had known the treasure this be worth, I would have scrubbed it clean with me own hands! 'Tis a shame I be a scallywag with no eye for value. Next time, I'll be keepin' a weather eye out for me booty! Aye!
Arr, me hearties! If ye be wonderin' what this old relic be worth, I must admit I be clueless meself. If I had known it might fetch a pretty penny, I would have scrubbed off the barnacles and polished her up real nice-like!But alas, I be no expert in the ways of treasure huntin' and me knowledge of valuables be as scarce as a mermaid in the desert. Ye see, I be more of a swashbucklin' pirate than a savvy businessman, so I be relyin' on me gut feelin' when it comes to the worth of me plunder.
So if ye be lookin' to sell this here booty, ye might want to seek the advice of a wiser old salt who knows a doubloon from a dud. As for me, I be content to sail the high seas in search of me next adventure, leavin' the hagglin' to the landlubbers and scallywags.