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Arrr! Colin Farrell, the penguin matey, may swap villainy fer heroics in DC's Sgt. Rock tale, savvy?

2025-03-17

Arrr, be it true that Colin Farrell, that scallywag of a villain, be turnin’ his coat and joinin’ the ranks o’ the righteous? Aye, from black-hearted brigand to noble swashbuckler? Mayhaps he be seekin’ a treasure o' heroism instead o' plunderin’ the seven seas! Har har!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the fine lad Colin Farrell, who be sailin’ from the treacherous waters of villainy to the noble shores of heroism in the sprawling seas of DC! Aye, ye heard it right! This scallywag, once known as the dastardly Penguin, be ponderin’ a new course, leavin’ his villainous ways behind like a barnacle on a ship’s hull.

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