The Booty Report

Arrr! First mateys be sayin’ Disney Plus’s new Spider-Man be the freshest spin on our web-slingin’ friend since the seven seas!

2025-01-24

Arrr, matey! That scallywag in the red and blue duds be ticklin' the fancy o’ the Marvel landlubbers! Critics be singin' his praises like a parrot on me shoulder, shoutin' "Aye, he be the true treasure of the high seas of cinema!" Avast, what a jolly jape!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I be bringin’ ye tidings from the high seas of cinema! It appears that our friendly neighborhood web-slinger, known to landlubbers as Spider-Man, be makin’ waves in the realm of Marvel. Aye, the critics be raisin’ their tankards in cheers, claimin’ this tale of a spindly hero be naught but a treasure of a flick!

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