Arrr! Marvel's Thunderbolts be spillin' the beans, confirm'n what landlubbers on Reddit been jabberin' about for ages! Haha!
2025-04-05
Arrr, matey! Valentina be choosin' her draft pick for the crew’s name ’cause she be thinkin' it’d make the scallywags shiver in their boots! Aye, a clever ploy to send ‘em runnin’ for the hills, or at least to the nearest tavern fer a swig o’ rum!
Avast ye mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a lass named Valentina, who be the cunning captain of a crew of misfit scallywags. When it came time to plunder the treasure of the draft pick for her swashbucklin' team, she had a mind as sharp as a cutlass, aye! Her choice, ye see, wasn’t merely for skill on the pitch, nay! It be for a most peculiar reason, one that’d make even Davy Jones chuckle in his watery grave.This here lass set her sights on a lad whose ability to throw the ol' pigskin was matched only by his knack for makin' the finest grog in the seven seas! Aye, ye heard me right! Valentina be thinkin’ if this scallywag can toss that ball with precision, he’d also know how to keep the crew well-lubricated! What good be a team of champions if they can’t celebrate with a fine drink after a hard-fought battle? And so, her pick was made, not just for glory on the field, but for merriment below decks!
So raise yer tankards high, me hearties, for Valentina’s choice be a masterstroke of comedic genius! Aye, that be the true treasure of the draft—where skill meets the spirit of revelry! Arrr!