The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Bloober be makin' a stinky toilet scene to show that scallywag husband his foul ways! Aye, disgust be the treasure!

2025-03-18

"Avast, James! Withdraw yer paw from yon dubious depths, lest ye be findin' more than ye bargained for! Aye, keep yer fingers clear, or ye might be stealin' treasure best left untouched!"

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin’ ye a tale of a scallywag named James, who be nothin’ short of a rascally rogue! One fine day, whilst we be sailin’ the briny deep, I caught the lad with his hand buried deep in the booty—a treasure chest filled with shinies and glimmerin’ gold. Aye, it be a sight to behold, but methinks James were a bit too eager fer his own good!

“Get yer hand out of there, James!” I bellowed, laughin’ fit to burst. “Ye be lookin’ more like a landlubber than a fearsome pirate!” The other crew members chuckled, their bellies a-shakin’ like a ship in a storm, as James fumbled and stumbled, tryin’ to free his greedy paw from the clutches of temptation.

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