Arrr! For 39 years, Nintendo's tune-maker bein' silent, until they scoffed at his notion for a "realistic" Mario!
2024-03-29
Arrgh, me hearties! I be torn betwixt joy and sorrow that we didn't snag the elusive human Mario. 'Tis a shame we missed the chance to plunder his treasures, but perhaps 'tis for the best. Or be it? Yarrrr!
Arrr mateys, let me spin ya a tale of our recent plunderings on the high seas. We came across a treasure trove, full of shiny trinkets and chests filled with gold. But amongst the loot, we stumbled upon a strange contraption, a device that transported us to a world where humans transformed into strange beings, like a certain plumber named Mario.Now, I be scratchin' me head, wonderin' if we missed out on a grand adventure or dodged a curse from the depths of Davy Jones' locker. Imagine us, swashbucklin' pirates tryin' to navigate through pipes and jumpin' on turtles. It be a sight to behold, that's for sure.
But in the end, we be content with our spoils of war and the thrill of the chase. Who needs a human Mario when we have the thrill of the open sea and the wind in our sails? So, let's raise a tankard of grog to the adventures we have had and the ones yet to come. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!