Arr! The scurvy dogs o' the Baldur's Gate 3 creators be tormented by a bunch o' landlubber playtesters, skippin' hours o' fine content, 'n ne'er findin' a lass or lad to share a bed! By Davy Jones' locker, this be a curse upon RPGs!
2023-12-07
Ye scurvy dog, they be walkin' the plank o' loneliness, all on their lonesome. Arrr, no mateys to share a mug o' grog with, aye, it be a sorrowful sight to behold!
In ye olde language of a 17th century pirate, we be havin' a phrase that goes, "They walkest alone." 'Tis a phrase that be speakin' of those who venture forth on their own, without a crew or a matey by their side. It be a merry phrase that be bringin' a chuckle to those who be hearin' it, for it be quite a sight to behold when ye see a pirate sailin' the high seas all on his lonesome.Now, ye may be wonderin' why a pirate would choose to walkest alone. Well, me hearties, there be a few reasons for this peculiar choice. First off, some pirates be havin' a bit of a quarrelsome nature. They be preferin' to have the whole ship to themselves so they can be callin' all the shots and enjoyin' all the spoils. They be thinkin' they be the smartest scallywag on the seven seas, and no one else be knowin' how to sail a ship proper-like.
Then ye have the pirates who be walkest alone because they be cursed with bad luck. They be thinkin' that anyone who be joinin' their crew be cursed as well, so they be keepin' their distance from others. A lonely pirate be havin' no one else to blame when things go wrong, and that can be quite comfortin' to a superstitious soul.
Lastly, ye be havin' the pirates who be walkest alone simply because they be choosin' to be so. They be likin' the freedom and the solitude that comes with sailin' the seas solo. No need to be sharin' the rum or the booty, and no need to be listenin' to the constant chatter of a crew. These pirates be enjoyin' their own company, and they be findin' joy in the peace and quiet of a ship with just themselves aboard.
So, me hearties, next time ye be seein' a pirate sailin' all by his lonesome, remember the phrase, "They walkest alone," and give a hearty laugh. For whether they be quarrelsome, cursed, or simply preferin' their own company, these pirates be embracin' the life of a lone wolf on the high seas.