Avast! Cast aside them Space Marines, fer this be the finest treasure o' a Warhammer 40K crew, matey!
2025-01-11
Arrr, matey! The Death Korps of Krieg be as cheerless as a stormy sea, but I be tellin’ ye, their new army set be a treasure fit for Davy Jones hisself! Aye, even the kraken would chuckle at their grim glory! Yarrr!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale ‘bout the Death Korps of Krieg, the grimmest lot ye ever did lay yer eyes upon! Picture a crew so dark, they make a stormy night look like a sunny day on a tropical isle. These scallywags don’t just embrace the shadows; they wrap ‘em ‘round like a snug ol' blanket!Now, their new army set be a sight to behold! Aye, it be packed tighter than a treasure chest after a successful raid. With grim visages and imposing gear, these lads be marchin’ forth like the very specters of Davy Jones himself. Each figure be adorned in armor that’d make even the fiercest Kraken tremble in its tentacles! And let me tell ye, their artillery packs a wallop harder than a cannonball to the hull!
But fear not, me hearties! While they be all grim and serious, there be a pinch o’ humor in their darkened hearts. Imagine a bunch o’ grim-faced swabs tryin’ to share a laugh about the last time they sunk a ship—only to burst into tears ‘cause it reminded ‘em of their last supper! So hoist yer tankards high, fer the Death Korps o’ Krieg be a raucous crew, makin’ grimdark look like a jolly ol’ sea shanty!