The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Nintendo be sorcerers, foreseein’ yer plunge into The Depths, makin’ load times vanish like a ghost ship!

2024-08-23

Arrr, me hearties! How the giant sequel be settin' sail on the Switch be a mystery fit fer Davy Jones himself! Like a drunken parrot on a tiny perch, it be wobblin' 'n' squawkin', yet somehow it be makin' it work! Avast, what sorcery be this?

Arrr matey! Gather ’round, ye landlubbers, as I spin ye a yarn about how that colossal sequel to the mammoth tale be runnin’ on the Switch, a contraption as perplexin’ as a kraken in a kiddie pool!

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