Arrr! Aye, the famed scribe of dragon tales be tellin’ EA to heed Larian’s treasure map—doubled fortunes await!
2025-02-06
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers be still a-watchin', their peepers glued to the show! Aye, like barnacles on a ship's hull, they ain't budgin'! Let’s give 'em a right jolly spectacle, or they might just start throwin’ their grog at us! Har har!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of a most peculiar spectacle upon the high seas. Yonder ship, a grand vessel with sails billowin' like a fat merchant’s trousers, had been host to a curious show that tickled the ribs of all who dared to witness it. Yet, as the curtains drew back, it be revealed that the audience had not yet scurried off to the taverns o’ the world! Nay, they lingered like barnacles on a ship’s hull, clingin' to their seats with the tenacity of a drunken sailor clutchin' his rum!“The audience is still there!” bellowed the captain, his eyes wide with as much surprise as a landlubber findin' a treasure map in his breakfast porridge. “What be keepin' them from makin’ haste?”
Indeed, it was a sight to behold! The crowd, a motley crew of scallywags and gentlefolk alike, were so entranced by the jests and japes that they forgot their own thirst for grog. With laughter echoing across the waves, they fueled the ship’s spirit like cannonballs in a frosty sea! So, let it be known throughout the seven seas: should ye find yer audience still there, it is a treasure more valuable than gold! Yarrr!