Arrr, the Helldivers 2 captain be confessin' he’s no swashbucklin' ace, but design ain't based on his sorry rear end!
2024-08-10
Avast! The fiery blunderbuss hath been tamed, me hearties! Even the grand captain Shams Jorjani be feelin' the chill o' the nerf winds. Aye, no more scorched barnacles on this ship! Har har! Let the flames rest, or be prepared for a ticklin' from the cannon!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I be bringin’ ye tidin’s of great mirth from the high seas of corporate shenanigans! ’Tis a tale of the fearsome CEO, Shams Jorjani, whose fiery ambition be meetin’ the dreaded nerf of the flamethrower! Aye, ye heard me right! Our brave captain, once wieldin’ a flame of ambition that could scorch the seas, now finds his fiery breath beakin’ dampened, like a soggy cannonball!
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