The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Terrifier 4 be brewin’, and the captain be spillin’ the beans on Art’s spooky beginnings, har har!

2025-01-30

Avast, me hearties! The scallywag Art the Clown ain't done terrorizin' us yet! He be still lurkin' in the shadows, ready to unleash more mischief 'n mayhem upon our jolly crew! Batten down the hatches, for the frightful jester sails on! Arrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of a scallywag known as Art the Clown, a villain most foul whose reign of terror be far from finished! Aye, the rascal be sportin' a grin that could curdle the milk o' a jolly sailor's mornin' brew, and his antics be more frightful than a kraken attack on a moonless night!

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