The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! The next dino tale be sailin’ back to Spielberg’s seas o’ whimsy, says the scribbler o’ tales!

2024-12-13

Arrr, matey! The only treasure we be seekin' be them scallywag dinosaurs! No fancy franchises to weigh us down, just bones and tales of days long past! Aye, we be chasin’ T-Rex dreams, not corporate schemes! Har har har!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale most peculiar, for it be about a time when the seas were roamed not by buccaneers but by creatures most fearsome—dinosaurs! Aye, ye heard me right! There were no whispers of franchises nor gold coins clinking in me pockets, only the mighty roar of these ancient beasts.

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