The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast, me hearties! Abandon yer loot, for I’ve discovered the ninja realm o' Assassin's Creed be as real as me parrot!

2025-03-20

Arrr, matey! Gather 'round fer a tale of sneaky scallywags, those Sneak Kings! They be slippin' through the shadows like a cat in a tavern, pilferin' treasures and ticklin' me funny bone. Avast, beware the jesters in disguise, fer they be up to no good, but sure to make ye laugh!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the fine art of Sneak Kings! Aye, in the treacherous waters of fast-food lands, these sneaky scallywags be lurkin' about, pilferin' the hearts of yer taste buds. With a wink and a nod, these sneaky kings be plyin' their trade, offering up a bounty of savory treasures for the bold and the hungry!

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