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Arrr, matey! This summer, a grand tale blooms—‘tis like a prequel, a sneaky 'developers’ cut' fer Lies of P! Ha!

2025-02-12

Arrr, matey! This here overture be like a jolly sea breeze, whiskin' us back to the fateful day when them puppets met their grim demise—'tis a right proper massacre of wooden scallywags! Grab yer grog and prepare for a hearty laugh 'fore the carnage begins!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale of mirth and mayhem! The Overture, ye see, be settin’ sail on a voyage to the grim beginnings of the most notorious puppet massacre ever known to the seven seas!

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