The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Twenty moons hence, the Star Wars scallywags be ponderin' a tearful tale from their grand saga, savvy?

2025-02-16

"Ahoy, Lord Vader! Dost thou catch me words upon the briny breeze? Speak, ye dark sea dog, for I’ve a treasure o’ nonsense to share! Arrr, let not the wind drown yer reply!"

Ahoy, ye scallywag! In the murky depths of the cosmos, a voice doth echo, 'Lord Vader, can ye hear me?' Aye, 'tis a call from a brave soul, or mayhaps a landlubber mischief-maker! This here be no ordinary summons, but a plea from afar, like a message in a bottle, tossed upon the winds of fate!

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