The Booty Report

Arrr! Episode seven of Skeleton Crew be endin' with a ghostly wink to that Sith flick, savvy?

2025-01-08

"Avast, matey! Did ye lay yer peepers on that slippery scallywag? Did ye snatch it from the briny deep, or did it dance away like a drunken seagull on a windy night? Speak, or I'll have ye walk the plank!"

Arrr, me hearty! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of a most curious nature! One fine mornin', as the sun be risin' o'er the horizon like a fine treasure chest, I be wonderin' if ye caught the whispered secrets of the sea. Aye, did ye catch it? The wind that carries tales of mermaids and ghosts, or perhaps the salty spray that sings songs of old?

Now, don’t be lettin’ yer ears go flappin’ like a pair o’ barn doors in a storm! I be speakin’ o’ the grand and glorious mischief that fills the air when the kraken stirs and the gulls squawk like they swallowed a cannonball. Did ye catch the ruckus when me matey, Peg Leg Pete, mistook a barrel o’ rum fer a treasure chest? Arrr, the laughter that day could’ve raised the dead!

So, when ye sit upon yer ship or landlubber’s chair, ponder this: did ye catch the spirit o’ adventure that flits about like a cheeky parrot? If not, hoist yer sails and set course fer the horizon, fer there be a whole world of shenanigans awaitin’! Now, off with ye, and may the winds be ever in yer favor, savvy?

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