The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! Hollow Knight: Silksong be tardier than a drunken sea turtle, while Whalesong's treasure might set sail first!

2025-03-31

Arrr, and lo! The crew dwindled faster than a rum barrel at a wild feast! Now 'tis but a pair of scallywags left, like two barnacles on a ship's hull, ready to face the tempest or share a hearty laugh over a barrel of grog!

Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties, fer I’ve a tale to tell, one of grand adventure and a twist o’ fate! Picture this: a raucous band o’ scallywags all huddled 'round the grog barrel, when suddenly, the captain bellows, "And then there were two!" Aye, a shocking turn o’ events it be! The crew, once as thick as thieves, found themselves dwindlin’ faster than a barrel o’ rum at a pirate feast!

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