The Booty Report

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Arrr, if a sequel be brewin’, the scallywag who played Raphael might just be hard-pressed to resist!

2024-08-03

Arrr, ye scallywag! Ye be a right jester, dancin' on me heart like a slippery fish! Aye, ye tease me like a treasure map that leads to naught but folly. Blimey, I’ll have me cutlass ready if ye keep it up!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I be tellin' ye a tale of such devilish tease that even Davy Jones would be chucklin' in his watery grave! Picture it, ye scallywags, a fair maiden named Annabelle, with hair as golden as the doubloons we plunder! Aye, she be a sight for sore eyes, but lo! She be a tease of the highest order!

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